The Twelve Days of Announcer Christmas
Composed by Frederic Austin (1872-1952)
Rewritten Lyrics by Matthew C. Wallace
1st Day
On the first day of Christmas my home team gave to me, a game to announce or two or three.
2nd Day
On the second day of Christmas my home team gave to me, two working mics, and a game to announce or two or three.
3rd Day
On the third day of Christmas my home team gave to me, three good pens, two working mics, and a game to announce or two or three.
4th Day
On the fourth day of Christmas my home team gave to me, four friendly refs, three good pens, two working mics, and a game to announce or two or three.
The Fifth Day
On the fifth day of Christmas my home team gave to me, five minutes to pee, four friendly refs, three good pens, two working mics, and a game to announce or two or three.
6th Day
On the sixth day of Christmas my home team gave to me, six water bottles, five minutes to pee, four friendly refs, three good pens, two working mics, and a game to announce or two or three.
7th Day
On the seventh day of Christmas my home team gave to me, seven rolls of clear tape, six water bottles, five minutes to pee, four friendly refs, three good pens, two working mics, and a game to announce or two or three.
8th Day
On the eighth day of Christmas my home team gave to me, eight songs I do like, seven rolls of clear tape, six water bottles, five minutes to pee, four friendly refs, three good pens, two working mics, and a game to announce or two or three.
9th Day
On the ninth day of Christmas my home team gave to me, nine extra nine volts, eight songs I do like, seven rolls of clear tape, six water bottles, five minutes to pee, four friendly refs, three good pens, two working mics, and a game to announce or two or three.
The Tenth Day
On the tenth day of Christmas my home team gave to me, ten fun announcements, nine extra nine volts, eight songs I do like, seven rolls of clear tape, six water bottles, five minutes to pee, four friendly refs, three good pens, two working mics, and a game to announce or two or three.
11th Day
On the eleventh day of Christmas my home team gave to me, eleven pages typed up, ten fun announcements, nine extra nine volts, eight songs I do like, seven rolls of clear tape, six water bottles, five minutes to pee, four friendly refs, three good pens, two working mics, and a game to announce or two or three.
The 12th Day
of Announcer Christmas
On the twelfth day of Christmas my home team gave to me, twelve thousand screaming, eleven pages typed up, ten fun announcements, nine extra nine volts, eight songs I do like, seven rolls of clear tape, six water bottles, five minutes to pee, four friendly refs, three good pens, two working mics, and a game to announce or two or three.
…and a game to announce or two or three!!!
