The Twelve Days of Announcer Christmas
Composed by Frederic Austin (1872-1952)
Lyrics Adapted by Matthew C. Wallace
Day 1
On the first day of Christmas my home team gave to me, a game to announce or two or three.
Day 2
On the second day of Christmas my home team gave to me, two working mics, and a game to announce or two or three.
Day 3
On the third day of Christmas my home team gave to me, three good pens, two working mics,
and a game to announce or two or three.
Day 4
On the fourth day of Christmas my home team gave to me, four friendly refs, three good pens,
two working mics, and a game to announce or two or three.
Day 5
On the fifth day of Christmas my home team gave to me, five minutes to pee, four friendly refs,
three good pens, two working mics, and a game to announce or two or three.
Day 6
On the sixth day of Christmas my home team gave to me, six water bottles, five minutes to pee,
four friendly refs, three good pens, two working mics, and a game to announce or two or three.
Day 7
On the seventh day of Christmas my home team gave to me, seven rolls of clear tape, six water
bottles, five minutes to pee, four friendly refs, three good pens, two working mics, and a game to
announce or two or three.
Day 8
On the eighth day of Christmas my home team gave to me, eight songs I do like, seven rolls of
clear tape, six water bottles, five minutes to pee, four friendly refs, three good pens, two working
mics, and a game to announce or two or three.
Day 9
On the ninth day of Christmas my home team gave to me, nine extra nine volts, eight songs I do
like, seven rolls of clear tape, six water bottles, five minutes to pee, four friendly refs, three good
pens, two working mics, and a game to announce or two or three.
Day 10
On the tenth day of Christmas my home team gave to me, ten fun announcements, nine extra
nine volts, eight songs I do like, seven rolls of clear tape, six water bottles, five minutes to pee,
four friendly refs, three good pens, two working mics, and a game to announce or two or three.
Day 11
On the eleventh day of Christmas my home team gave to me, eleven pages typed up, ten fun announcements, nine extra nine volts, eight songs I do like, seven rolls of clear tape, six water bottles, five minutes to pee, four friendly refs, three good pens, two working mics, and a game to announce or two or three.
Day 12
On the twelfth day of Christmas my home team gave to me, twelve thousand screaming, eleven
pages typed up, ten fun announcements, nine extra nine volts, eight songs I do like, seven rolls of
clear tape, six water bottles, five minutes to pee, four friendly refs, three good pens, two working
mics, and a game to announce or two or three.