Composed by Frederic Austin (1872-1952)
Rewritten Lyrics by Matthew C. Wallace
On the fourth day of Christmas my home team gave to me, four friendly refs, three good pens, two working mics, and a game to announce or two or three.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my home team gave to me, eleven pages typed up, ten fun announcements, nine extra nine volts, eight songs I do like, seven rolls of clear tape, six water bottles, five minutes to pee, four friendly refs, three good pens, two working mics, and a game to announce or two or three.
…and a game to announce or two or three!!!